crazy inside a cardhouse

I'm so sorry for spamming today but you know how I mentioned the current theme of my life? I really wasn't lying about that. My obsession came through again so I decided to make icons of half-naked women. Mind you, they're not real but drawn, but still half-naked. Must be the dorkiness influencing me again.


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( Pin-ups )

So, I wrote SakuIno. Very abstract SakuIno. I'm actually pretty indifferent to this pairing but. Well. It just wrote itself. And Sasuke and Naruto don't wear lipstick. Unfortunately.


Your body is soft beneath my hands. The lipstick you wear stains my lips and my heart. Cherry, strawberry, peach and coffee. Every day your taste is different. I stopped painting my own lips fearing I could miss any of your thousand flavours. I don't think I could ever kiss anyone again who does not taste of the artificial sweetness that is you. Savouring you every day made me realize that there's a system to your colours. Coffee if you're sad. Cherry when your happiness seems to touch the sky. Your passion tastes like strawberry while your coldness screams of peach. You are easy to read if someone loves you.

Your hair and skin though. They only smell and taste of you. Spun sunlight caresses my shoulder and warms my very being. The satin of your skin is feather light on my own rough one. Addicting me more and more to your love. You saved me from the loneliness I felt when they left me behind back then at the very end. They were my family, my friends and my childhood dreams. You are my rival, my best friend and my future. All regret has left me and only you remain. And I would not change it for the world.

This post is made for flawless_beauti. She seems to have a (understandable) fetish for Gaara in a skirt. And who am I to deny her? To not make this post with just one measly picture I've added a few more. Without skirt but with crack. Be warned even more pictures than last time. Your slow internet will hate you!

( Look! A crossdresser! )

I love these pictures so much! They are the love! Look at them and bow for their genius!

Don't click on the link if your internet is so slow it kills. A lot of BIG pictures ahead!


( Humor makes the world a better place )

After having another inspiring conversation with istne_pieklo this sick, little brainchild was born. There's not enough Kyuu-chan love in this world and I'm trying to work against that sad fact. This is kind of a sequel for my last crack so you might want to read that first. It's also dialog only and not funny at all.



title: Of Threesomes and Love
characters: Sasuke, Naruto and Kyuubi
pairing: KyuuSasuNaru (yes, you read that right)
disclaimer: once again do not blame me for your brain damage.still not mine. damn.

( Sasuke... )


Now that I think about it KyuuSasuNaru isn't my OT3. MadaKyuuGlitter is. They shall rule the world! Seriously, how can you NOT love Kyuubi?

And yes I'm aware it's short, silly and not funny at all. But I don't care. :-P This is dedicated to istne_pieklo aka Shaitanah whose awesome one-shot Landslide inspired me in ways I didn't think possible. And even if you don't want to break your brain with reading my silly, little story you should definitely read hers. Besides her story this was also inspired by 'The Very Secret Diaries' which is also all kinds of awesome. Without further ado:

title: Four days in the life of EVIL incarnate
character: Kyuubi (who would like to say that this is not true. at all.)
pairing: slight SasuNaru/NaruSasu
disclaimer: with reading this you fully agree not to sue me for destroying your brain also none of this is mine

Dear diary To my manly, evil journal.

Today I finally managed to clean my cage. Was really time after 15 years of Ramen-orgies. Had to use my tails as broom, though. Found a lot of really...disturbing things. Got to find out where that hamster came from. Kit has obviously very peculiar taste. Really have to find a name for this journal. Maybe Bob? Still evil.

( To Bob. )

Last ones for a while. I think. I hope. A lot of fashion, a bit of art and a few music ones.


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( jane became insane )

So, I'm insane. But I couldn't resist.

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( models to be sold )

Velvet Goldmine! If you like glitter, Ewan McGregor and a bit of strangeness then this is THE movie for you! And because I'm completely insane and obsessed with making icons lately I just couldn't resist the glittery glitterness that is Jonathan Rhys Meyer kissing Ewan McGregor. So here we go:

( take your time she's only burning )

I used some of the bases I posted earlier to make a few icons. Take if you want but credit and comment please.

( and black turned to color )